Because we are concerned about your health!
Okay, I totally stole the idea from Voodoo Donuts, but it’s so good, how could I not? I was in a stupid shittown grocery store that had maple bars and fried bacon in the deli. Two great tastes that taste great together.
But this, THIS, is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in awhile, and warranted breaking out my camera in the middle of a Benton County grocery store: