Chicken Pot Pie

Hey, I know I can’t bake. I hate making pastry dough, and pie crust, and all that. Too much work. But one I thing I can do right is make fun of myself. I decided it would be absolutely hilarious if I used the scraps of dough to form a penis shooting a projectile onto the top of the pie, a la the foursquare folded paper fortune teller in Eastbound and Down the other night.

A delicious chicken pot pie with potatoes, carrots, celery, peas and corn and some dried “gourmet” mushrooms for good measure, in a savory chicken gravy, baked in a buttery, flaky pastry.

Suck on it.